You Guys Are SO Funny.

Reading your comments about "Toni" the boot camp witch has me cracking up.

I am actually someone who has no problem asserting myself.  (Heather can vouch for me on that one.)  

I wasn't really offended.  I thought it was hysterical.  Afterall, I consider myself smokin' hot on the right night, in the right light.  With the right jeans and great boots. 

The ironic thing is, had she said it to one of you, I would have kicked her size 2 ass.  And, then rolled on the floor in a fit of laughter.

So, thanks for having my back.  Even if it is HUGE.  (bwahahahahahaha)

Love you guys.

Comments

Amy said…
Go get 'em Tiffany. I know you're not afraid, I still remember that awesome book club story. I think I miss that girl, was her name Sharon? We just wanted to point out, that given the chance, we might kick her ass too! Have a great day.
September 24, 2008 at 3:04 AM
Rhea said…
We always have your back!
September 24, 2008 at 4:34 AM
Caroline said…
I totally got pulled away yesterday when I was reading the post about Toni, so I had to return to it this morning. Oh No She Di'int! She just "ain't got no couth" as Cicily Tyson would say on Diary of a Mad Black Woman!

I mean, seriously? I'm so sorry. I guess the only redeeming thing about that workout was that you worked really hard to get it over with!
September 24, 2008 at 5:28 AM
Julie said…
Thanks for stopping by to visit my blog I love your blog and you have such cute ideas! Yes we are Buckeye Fans and alumni. We have a couple of boys on the team from my husbands team so we are even more crazy about them. Have a great day and thanks again for the sweet comments come over any time:)
Julie
September 24, 2008 at 5:41 AM
Heather said…
It's true, people. Tiff has NO problem asserting herself. She's actually participated in several peace negotiations. True store. I've witnessed it.
September 24, 2008 at 5:57 AM
KimmyJ said…
Saucy SITStas Stick together!
September 24, 2008 at 6:05 AM
oº˚ Homeschool Mom˚ºo said…
I got your back girl! Call me if you need me -- I'll hold her down and you can kick her. Much Love
September 24, 2008 at 6:25 AM
Claremont First Ward said…
Excuse me while I go read all the comments for kicks.
September 24, 2008 at 6:50 AM
Crazy Momma said…
:) crazy biotch doesn't know how lucky she was to survive...
September 24, 2008 at 7:11 AM
amiable amy said…
Hahaha...funny indeed. I am totally on your side though...
September 24, 2008 at 8:01 AM
suzspeaks said…
This whole inicdent and comments and your post today makes me laugh out loud....at work!! Thanks I really needed that today!

I can't wait to see your art project!!!
September 24, 2008 at 8:21 AM
Lula! said…
I have your back. And your front. Because you know how I feel about some boobs.

I totally said that. Yes, I did.
September 24, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Susie said…
If you "got back", we got your back:-) Hee, hee, hee.
September 24, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Wep said…
Aww we love you too!
September 24, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Schmerica said…
Ok ladies, when are we gonna gather our posse to the corral for some serious a$% whooping?? Damn, we can roll deep!!
September 24, 2008 at 11:22 AM
-Bridget said…
I completely understand this post. I would be feeling the exact same way right now. Cause you know, "I used to be even bigger than you!" Oh, wait. I AM bigger than you. I better go lock my husband in a closet until I get skinny again.
September 24, 2008 at 11:27 AM
S Club Mama said…
PS she also needs to change her name from Toni...that makes her sound like a big man, right? She needs a name like....I won't say because I'll end up offending someone with that name, I know it.
September 24, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Connie said…
You know us Irish ... anytime ~ anywhere!
September 24, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Annikke said…
Thanks for having our backs too!
September 24, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Unknown said…
I just don't believe her claim that at 135 lbs she's a sie 2. Maybe in her dreams...
September 24, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Keys to the Magic Travel said…
I was pretty sure that you would gladly speak up for yourself. Or at least send a scathing email. But...really...for her to even think that about husbands leaving their wives...ack!
September 24, 2008 at 5:32 PM
Anonymous said…
She was a piece of work.
And I remember seeing your wedding photos...you are smokin' hot!
September 24, 2008 at 10:58 PM
larkswing said…
I tagged you! :)

Now I have to catch up on reading this weeks comments!
September 25, 2008 at 7:14 AM
Alison said…
You ARE smoking hot. After all, it's all about attitude--and style, and you've got both!
September 25, 2008 at 8:54 AM
Kally said…
OMG, I just read about Toni and couldn't believe someone could actually say that. I think she has some issues. Glad that you were able to find the humor in the situation.
September 25, 2008 at 9:59 AM
cricketphx said…
Tiffany, you are such a hottie!
September 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Live.Love.Eat said…
Hah! I love it, on the right night, in the right light, with the right jeans........... Beautifully said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 25, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Tabitha Blue said…
LOL, That is too funny. Great post... nicely put. I think she should get on here so we can all give her a piece of our minds :)
September 26, 2008 at 6:05 AM
Sometimes Sophia said…
Who is this woman? Obviously, she's still a size 16 a-hole.
September 26, 2008 at 9:39 AM
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