What the Hell is Wrong With You?
Beverly Hills Plastic surgeon on Dr. 90210, what the hell is wrong with you? When you were shopping at the nursery for toy balls for your unborn son and said, "I just want him to like what he is supposed to like." What?
Mother of 2. When your husband left you TWO MONTHS ago with 2 tiny children, for another women, you asked for 2 things. "A bed and a tummy tuck." WHAT???? Then, after your tummy tuck, you had the man who just left you and your 2 small children for another women, as your care taker. Surprised when he wasn't helpful? What the hell is wrong with you??
Bubbly suburban mommy who thinks she can talk about everyone else, spreading gossip like wild fire, hurting feelings and breaking hearts. Acting like everyone's BFF, and them stabbing in them back. Perpetuating Poison. What the hell is wrong with you?
Little League dad, yelling at your 8 year old from behind the backstop. Heckling ass. Walking by the other team, mumbling words, "this team sucks." What the hell is wrong with you? Too bad we beat you 4 to 0. That was my husband out there high-fiving each of the kids. Offering encouragement, making baseball fun. Watch and Learn, you miserable hack.
Somebody stop the madness.
Mother of 2. When your husband left you TWO MONTHS ago with 2 tiny children, for another women, you asked for 2 things. "A bed and a tummy tuck." WHAT???? Then, after your tummy tuck, you had the man who just left you and your 2 small children for another women, as your care taker. Surprised when he wasn't helpful? What the hell is wrong with you??
Bubbly suburban mommy who thinks she can talk about everyone else, spreading gossip like wild fire, hurting feelings and breaking hearts. Acting like everyone's BFF, and them stabbing in them back. Perpetuating Poison. What the hell is wrong with you?
Little League dad, yelling at your 8 year old from behind the backstop. Heckling ass. Walking by the other team, mumbling words, "this team sucks." What the hell is wrong with you? Too bad we beat you 4 to 0. That was my husband out there high-fiving each of the kids. Offering encouragement, making baseball fun. Watch and Learn, you miserable hack.
Somebody stop the madness.
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This is so needed!
(This could easily be a weekly contribution, unfortunately.)
I have so many things I could add to this list. But I want.
Have you bought your ticket for our next Summit yet? You need to.
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I cannot STAND Dr. 90210. I get so angry at that idiot Dr. Rey and the women who have nothing wrong with them but want bigger boobs anyway. GAH!
Lady at starbucks with your two young kids wearing a veeeery low cut-off sweatshirt with boobs hanging out - what the hell is wrong with you?
I love you soooooooooooooooooooo much.
And other parents give me the heebie jeebies when attending sporting events. Most are great but there are always those bad eggs that suck the fun out of it like goodsportsmanship dysons.
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Dr. 90210 cracks me up. I saw both of those episodes (yay DVR)- the dad CLEARLY doesn't get that his kid won't like balls (of any kind *ahem* - sorry) for several years. What a moron, right? And OI VEY! I wanted to smack that divorced mom. The bed and a tummy tuck?? Really? That's it? Moron.
"I just really need a bigger house!" Even though she can't take care of the one she has without her MOMMY! GRR ;)
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Some people are just haters.
Why is that doctor shopping for balls???
I hate it when dad's are dicks to their kids! They need another daddy to ram a foot up their ass...
levky
Except maybe a lobotomy. Or shock therapy.
Even that is not proven to work.
The one that pisses me off the most? The Little League dad. I've met a few of those this past year, as Elijah has started playing in the older boys' sports. Wow, people really amaze me, and not in a good way...
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Holly
But doesn't it make you wonder? We all seem to be in agreement that all the scenarios you described are Whaaaaa?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say....
I don't think we see when WE are guilty of this kind of behavior.
Not that I would ever....
GET BACK HERE NOW! YOU LITTLE SNOT!
Excuse me, motherhood calls.
My girls were cheerleaders in a youth league (ages 5-12) last year. We were in the playoffs and this GRANDFATHER starting yelling the F word at the ref!
Well said.
good day!
Lori
I hate miserable hacks.
"I don't like people".
What is wrong with people that they have to be so stupid and so mean. Seriously.
"Mean People Suck."
I think that just about covers it.
Em