"Real" is a Relative Term.

So I have a secret love.

No, it's not another man.

It's a women.

Well, actually 5 of them.

{Six, if you count Laurie.}

I love the Real Housewives of Orange County.

 {"Real"  oh the irony.}

I just watched the "reunion episode", man, it cracks me up.  

Grown women bickering, accusing, crying, lying.. oh, it was just all so good.

Vicki's face every time she disagreed with something... priceless.  I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head!  I love that she said Lynn made her cry... yeah right.  She eats a Lynn every morning for breakfast.

Tamara- you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you'll never take the trailer park out of the girl!

Jeana- Could you make more excuses for your rude, obnoxious son?

Lynn- even her crying was delayed by 20 minutes... it's like she got the insults a half hour later.  She is my least favorite... and could her legs have had anymore spray tan on them? Weird.

Gretchen- as much as I don't want to believe Tamara's story about the boyfriend, it's probably true.  Can I just say how much I love Gretchen's hair?  

Laurie- she looks like a horse with a blond wig and a dress.  Never liked her.

So, now that you know how I really feel....

Can I tell you another secret?

I have the whole season on the dvr.... muuuuuhahahahahaha....

You'd think being from So Cal, I wouldn't be so interested.

It's not the location, or even the money.  It's the women.  

They are crazy.

And I love it.