Awkward Monday.

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The Boy and I went on a walk.

Well, I walked, he rode his scooter.

Um, rode might be to much of an action word... it was more like, barely ride, wait for mom to catch up and then ride a second or two more.

Anyway, it was a gorgeous day in the neighborhood and at one point, we walked by these two gorgeous boxers.

Off the leash, but apparently very well trained, as they slowly approached us and began to give us the once over... with their noses.

Of course, their heads were at my crotch.

By the time one of them was done getting their fill,  I think we were married.

{At least I hope so, otherwise I feel really used.}

As we walked away, The Boy says, "Mom, that dog was totally smelling your butt."

I said, "Yeah, I guess he was trying to get to know me."

Will looks disgusted and says, "Well, that was totally awkward."

Yes, son.  Yes, it was.