Hookers on Vacation

Well ladies.

I am off.

On a trip.

With these two hookers.



I know, I called them hookers.

I'm feeling feisty.

And, really excited.

Oh, and this hooker will be with us too.



More to come.

Muuuuuhahahahahahahahahahaha.


Comments

Ash said…
Have an absolutely wonderful time, you hookers, you!!!!

P.S. Don't forget protection.
September 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Lula! said…
Did you call me a hooker AND post the grossest photo of me? Mouth agape, sippin' Port...totally lookin' like a Ho.

Yep. You did.

Awesome.
September 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Unknown said…
LOL@calling them ladies hookers hope you have a blast!
September 8, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Shannon said…
Travel safe and have a blast! Can't wait to hear all about the adventures y'all will have!
September 8, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Mimi said…
Hookers and Wonder Woman? Oooh, I'm so jealous!
September 8, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Scary Mommy said…
Mona brings the fun wherever she goes! Have a blast!!
September 8, 2009 at 4:21 PM
Unknown said…
I hope you have a blast. With those ladies, how could you not?!
September 8, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Amy said…
It looks like you had a fun time for sure.
September 8, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Jen said…
Hope that you have an awesome time and Em is right, bring protection.
September 8, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Unknown said…
Totally caught my attention!! LOL! Looks like a blast!
September 8, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Heather said…
Wonder how much fun y'all are gonna have?

Carnival will never be the same again...
September 8, 2009 at 5:47 PM
CaraBee said…
Have a great time!! Totally jealous, of course, not that I would squeeze my caboose in a swimsuit right now but just to get away for a few days with the girls.

I can't wait to hear all about the cruise, not to mention the reviews of Catching Fire, which I am 2/3 through now and LOVING. In fact, going to go finish it right. now.

Enjoy!
September 8, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Claremont First Ward said…
I can't wait to hear all about it. Just so you know, I'm going to be reading Catching Fire with you in spirit. :)
September 8, 2009 at 6:08 PM
John Deere Mom said…
Aw, you're gonna have so much fun!!! Color me jealous.
September 8, 2009 at 6:18 PM
S Club Mama said…
sounds like such fun (and probably SO needed for you after your busy summer)! Can't wait to hear about it.
September 8, 2009 at 6:18 PM
♥ Boomer ♥ said…
Have a GREAT time, and Hook 'em Horns!!!!

Yeah, I had to throw that in.
September 8, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Heather of the EO said…
Sounds like a terribly naughty good time! Mona is SO hot.
September 8, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Susie said…
Have a great time:-)
September 8, 2009 at 7:01 PM
Anonymous said…
Hope you Hookers have a blast, tee hee!!

Jamie :)
September 8, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Swirl Girl said…
Please tell me you are just going fishing! LOL
September 8, 2009 at 8:45 PM
AiringMyLaundry said…
This makes me almost want to be a hooker so I can go.

Okay, there's a sentence I never thought I'd EVER write...
September 8, 2009 at 9:43 PM
The Redhead Riter said…
Now I'm worried about you...LOL
September 8, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Stephanie Faris said…
Wonder Woman is going with you? Are you guys going to hang out with Superman?
September 9, 2009 at 4:36 AM
Ashley said…
I am sensing trouble!!! You girls have fun!!
September 9, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Live.Love.Eat said…
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun!
September 10, 2009 at 8:14 AM
Lisa Anne said…
Have fun can't wait to read about it.
September 10, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Kelly Deneen Raymond said…
How FUN!! Have a great time!!!
September 10, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Amy said…
Have a fabulous time.
September 10, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Kate Coveny Hood said…
I think the third one looks like trouble. Have a great time!
September 10, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG that chick is hot!

...yeah, she's hot, but I meant the other one....

....no, not that hot one, the other hot one....with the red and yellow titties...

Have fun girls, I'll be here melting, shlepping my kids back and forth to school in a broke ass minivan ;)
September 10, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Mercedes said…
Have fun!
Where in the world did you find a blow up Wonder woman?That is awesome!
September 11, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Bridges and Bites said…
You can't go wrong with Wonder Woman.
September 14, 2009 at 5:04 AM
Elizabeth said…
Very cute post, I love the Wonder WOman doll even though she looks a bit weird.
September 14, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Unknown said…
How can you NOT have fun with hookers on vacation : ) Super fun!
September 15, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Glama Ray said…
Bwhhahhaaa! They look like "Happy Hookers" to me! Can't wait to hear more!
September 15, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Gretchen said…
Love it, you're a funny gal. :)
September 16, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Gretchen said…
Love it, you're a funny gal. :)
September 16, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Kimi said…
LOL Found you on SITS. Hope you have a good time!!
September 18, 2009 at 5:53 AM
Stephanie said…
Love the site!!!!! SITS led me here and I think I might stay for awhile :D
September 22, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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