Liar. Liar.
Things I say that make me a liar.
"I'm just going to run into Wal Mart real quick."
"I'm happy to help."
"I'm not really into vampires."
"No problem, I've got time."
"Yes, I made it from scratch."
"So good to see you."
"I'll be off the computer in a minute."
"I'm 32."
"I'd love to play xbox with you!"
"I am so happy for you."
"I couldn't eat another bite."
"You have a lovely home."
"Winning isn't what matters."
"Bless her heart."
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
Your turn.
What make you a liar?
"I'm just going to run into Wal Mart real quick."
"I'm happy to help."
"I'm not really into vampires."
"No problem, I've got time."
"Yes, I made it from scratch."
"So good to see you."
"I'll be off the computer in a minute."
"I'm 32."
"I'd love to play xbox with you!"
"I am so happy for you."
"I couldn't eat another bite."
"You have a lovely home."
"Winning isn't what matters."
"Bless her heart."
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
Your turn.
What make you a liar?
Comments
Whoops, gotta go put my pants out!
"No, No. You don't look fat in that picture. It's the angle. Nobody looks good from that angle."
"Hold on hon. I'll be there in a minute" (when my husband wants to show me something I'm totally not interested)followed by: "the computer froze."
Is it January yet?
(and I'm very certain people say the same to me)
oh and "what a cute baby" (no, I usually just comment on their outfit if I don't think they're cute lol)
Good Morning.
just to name a few.
If I had a dime for every time I have said, I'll only be a minute on the computer, I'd be a rich woman.
But I'll tell you honestly, I don't give false praise. I don't say your hair/clothes/makeup/house/whatever looks nice if I don't think it does. Which means that I'm not heaping praise on people, but I'd like to think that they know I'm totally sincere when I do say it.
You know...when you don't want to fess up that you bought something new! LOL
...an hour later....
www.octoberfarm.blogspot.com
Raising hand and owning up to that lie too ha ha
Which kind of goes along with my...
"I don't ever get a minute to myself to relax. At least you get the drive to work and home!"
You have to have heard me going in before!
~ A newbie at SITS
2. "This taste great". I have one dear, sweet friend who can't cook.
3. "Oh my gosh the band sounds great". Seriously why did my friend think that starting a band at 40 something was a good idea?
"Yes I love those polka dot tights sweeties, they make you look so beautiful"
"I will be off the computer in one second, just one second please"
"I just have one last blog post to write, honestly"
Great post, most of your lies are def ones I do too ;-)
I just have to return one thing I won't be long I promise
"Sure, I have time tomorrow to work on that report."
"Yes, I already logged a ticket on that issue."
"Sure, Delia. I'd love to 'get you' again."
"No, it's no problem to come over to your desk now [and interrupt my work]."
"I'll just have one more..."-said when ordering a glass of wine at my favorite local happy hour wine bar.
"I just have to fix my hair, 5 minutes!" ... it's never 5 minutes.
"Sure I have time for that"
"No problem, anything to help"
"Do you want half of my X" usually said to the hubs, and always about food, which he has the nerve to TAKE
"I like getting up early"
"I really don't mind blow drying"
"Sure, come over"
"It's ok hunny, I can do the laundry/dishes/grocery shopping"
"I don't know, I don't ever watch the new 90210"
:D
'I'm fine.' (said to my husband)
'I don't eat french fries often.'
'I don't eat pizza.' (WHICH for the most part is true, but sometimes...sometimes...I will. If I have to.)
How 'bout - Great post!
LOL - just kidding. I don't ever do the 2 word "great post" thing but I know a lot of people who do.
"I'll be off the computer in a minute" is a HUGE one for me, too!
And the "southern disclaimer" of 'Bless Her Heart'----you always know that's followed up with a non-positive assessment! ;)
Hope you are hanging in Ms. Tiffany. Miss you!
I love your list!
Here's mine:
"I DO like your new winter coat!"
No that doesn't make your butt look big
Ha you are so funny!
(And for the record--I rarely do. But even once a month is more than "never." Don't tell Scott.)
*I bought it on sale.
*Your kids ARE well-behaved.
*I'm too full for dessert.
*I've cleaned all day long.
(20 minute computer breaks--every hour--don't count.)
*No, I would've NEVER said anything about her behind her back!
*I've only gained 20 pounds in the past 5 years.
*I never let the TV babysit my children!
*She means well...
*I only spent $50 at Sephora.
And that's the biggest lie of them all.
Sigh...
Love it...
"My kids do that too, don't worry its just a phase"
"Mmmm this is good"
So fun!
plus. "i didn't have time to cook. i've been so busy with the kids."
Beautiful blog, btw. :)
"I just love her / him to death!"
Whoops, gotta go put my pants out!
Work from home India
haha GREAT LIST!!
In fact I think I'm going to write a post on this very topic. Will holla at you when I do.